What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

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How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.