What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

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How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.