Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

Library Card Jokes More Library Card Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.