Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What's a drug addict's favorite music genre?

Crack rock

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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

Library Card Jokes More Library Card Jokes

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.