Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up?

ereptile dysfunction

Library Card Jokes More Library Card Jokes

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.