Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Library Card Jokes More Library Card Jokes

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.