Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.