Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's red and smells like paint?

Red paint

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.