Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

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Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !