What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.