What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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Well it's the right hole naw!"

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Nun of your business.

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!