How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.