How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples