What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

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How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.