What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

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What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

Daesh Jokes More Daesh Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

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What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.