Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are black people always wrong?

They have no rights.

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny