Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Why do you never see Hippos hiding up in trees?

Because they are so darn good at it.

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!