Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

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Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.