Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!