Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

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What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.