How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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How do Russians in the taiga make fun of each other online?

bullying

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.