Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

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What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable?

Buock choi

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.