Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What's China's national colour?

Censo-red.

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Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians