Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

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What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

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How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!