What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

To try to look like their mothers.

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!