What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.