What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

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What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"