What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file