E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!
One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.
Because he wanted a tight seal.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
E.T. the extra testicle.
E.T. learned English and went home.
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
A: They must follow the letter of the law.
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
They prefer complete sentences.
Allah-bama.
Because he crossed the line