What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator