Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself