Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

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When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci