Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth