What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a psychic little person on the lam?

A small medium at large