What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large