What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.