What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.