Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

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What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

Garbanzo Jokes More Garbanzo Jokes

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo?

I've never had a garbanzo on my face.

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo