What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.