What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne