What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

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Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.