What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

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What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text