What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What is the worlds friendliest aircraft?

A hellocopter!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

4yo Jokes More 4yo Jokes

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..