How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

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Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte