How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte