The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"
A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
The Russian people
Harambe tried to save the kids.
When your kid sleeps in between.
one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries
The elevator can raise a child.
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
By ski-mail.
Bouncing on a buoy (boy)
Out of bounce.
Cheque, mate!