What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

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What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

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What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

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Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.