What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

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What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

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What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.