Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"