Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'