What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch