What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7