What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.