Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

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A parson to parson call !

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)