How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

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What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.