What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...