What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.