What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!