Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush