A: One strike, and they're out.
Because women can't drive.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
He was an excellent conductor
A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
Because it's covered with horsehide!
Fire Quackers
Someone who's lost his way to the match.
