Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

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What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.

Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.