Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

What does Sally have?

Cancer.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.

Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.