How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage