How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.