Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift