Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

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What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

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How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

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What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift