Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights