Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights