Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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What disease do terrible parkers have?

parkin'sins

What does a neckbeard call a disease or ailment?

ma'lady

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What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity