Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

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What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!