What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease?

Ma'lady

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'