What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

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What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.