How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!