How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.