What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.