What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.