What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey?

A jerkin Turkin

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

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What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me