Grease Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Salesman Jokes More Salesman Jokes

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.