Grease Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Ancient Grease Jokes More Ancient Grease Jokes

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

French Jokes More French Jokes

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.