Grease Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr."

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Ancient Grease Jokes More Ancient Grease Jokes

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless