What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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Leeds.

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Pulled pork.

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So they could Scandinavian.

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False. How Long is a man from China.

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What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.