What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

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What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

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We're gonna need more lube.

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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Incomplete.

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

twerk