How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

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How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.