How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.