How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap