As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
Pick up lines
Plantaintions.
He came to work baked.
Because cows can't get a square meal.
I chews you
You can hide your own easter eggs.
To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.
He was in The Nile
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
DATE: Yes
A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"
Jesus on a rubber cross!
