How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.