How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Clean Finger Jokes More Clean Finger Jokes

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean