How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid